Recently, while standing in line at the Pizza Hut near my house waiting to pick up my call-in order, a guy walked in and asked for their "$10 Large Any Crust Any Toppings" pizza. I doubt this is what Pizza Hut had in mind.
Guy:
"OK, this is gonna be kind of a weird order. I want to have a smattering of cheese, and light pepperoni. So what I mean there is not alot of pepperoni. I know, I know, this is really weird." (he did sound weird saying this).
Then it gets so very strange. He had to run this order by her at least five times as she tried to punch it into Pizza Hut's point of sale system. What I think he was trying to order:
Light Pepperoni
Light cheese
Then every topping that Pizza Hut offers except bacon
Then extra cheese all over the pizza
Then bacon on top
Light cheese
Then every topping that Pizza Hut offers except bacon
Then extra cheese all over the pizza
Then bacon on top
He demanded that the pizza be built in that order from bottom to top. He promised that this pizza, built this way, is incredibly tasty. Keep in mind that Pizza Hut told me the "any pizza any toppings" deal was really a maximum of 4 toppings. He's ordering all of them, and extra cheese! She reads the order back, but was unable to interpret exaction what he wanted. "No, that's not going to come out right," he says. He goes over it a few more times, she changes some things in the computer, and I guess he ended up getting his freak pizza. I had to get outta there.
Weirdest guy EVER!
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