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Apple Tablet – what will this thing do?

The Apple Tablet (which will be called iPad, by the way) debuts next week.  What will this thing be able to do?

Best answers I have so far:

1.  Hoverboard
2.  Snowboard with preloaded training sessions
3.  Heating element for cooking and reheating
4.  Tazer capability (people, why hasn’t this happened yet???)
5.  Jet pack
6.  Time travel device (this negates the need for Kindle-like capability, as you can just go visit the author yourself)
7.  DJ turntable (this one actually seems sorta real)
8.  It will have a special stylus that you have to buy from Apple for $75
9.  Machine gun
10.  Either smoke screen capability, or tear gas dispenser
11.  Ability to take x-rays

What am I missing?

Comments

  1. Built-in Electric Shaver, cigarette lighter, photo printer, built-in Slap Chop, and this one’s a long shot…Flash support.

  2. LOL @ Flash Support – good luck.I cannot wait to hit the halfpipe in this thing…..

  3. Todd Jordan says:
  4. Yes but will it take xrays?

  5. It does now!

  6. Matt Ridings says:

    With a name like iPad I have to assume it will dominate the feminine products market

  7. Apple is known for high levels of absorbency

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